A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in
>>Canada a year or
>> so and, although his English was far from perfect, they
>>got on very
>> well.
>>
>> Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked
>>him if he could
>> arrange a divorce for him, "very quick."
>>
>> The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would
>>depend on the
>> circumstances and asked him the following questions:
>>
>> LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
>> POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with
>>3 bedrooms.
>>
>> LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>> POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.
>>
>> LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?
>> POLE: No, we have a two-car carport and have never really
>>needed one.
>>
>> LAWYER: I mean, what are your relations like?
>> POLE: All my relations are in Poland.
>>
>> LAWYER: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>> POLE: Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player
>>with 6.1 sound. We
>> don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your
>>questions is yes.
>>
>> LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
>> POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
>>
>> LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
>> POLE: No, she white.
>>
>> LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
>> POLE: She going to kill me.
>>
>> LAWYER: What makes you think that?
>> POLE: I got proof.
>>
>> LAWYER: What kind of proof?
>> POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug
>>store and put on
>> shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish
>>Remover.

..My best regards
Thiyab Al-otibe