مسجات باللغة الانجليزية

مسجات باللغة الانجليزية ; منتدى الجوالات مسجات باللغة الانجليزية Q: Heard the Eskimo national anthem? A: It’s “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”. _ Q: Why do reindeers wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work _ Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? A: Dam _ Q: Did you heard about the sword swallower who went on a diet? A: He had pins and needles for months _ Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head? A: Doug _ Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack _ Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front tooth? A: Hard cheese! _ Q: Why do demons and ghouls get on so well? A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend! _ Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A: A